Uma Thurman needs celebrity dating help

Fed up with dating losers for the last 10 years, Uma Thurman has called for an online dating agency catering for celebrities only.

Talking to America's People magazine, Uma said: "Wouldn't it be funny if there were a celebrity online dating service for all of the lost and lonely, socially inept, dysfunctional celebrities, who have screwed up their marriages, lost all their lovers and don't know how to meet anybody?"

Luckily for Uma, there are two operating in the UK - Gorgeous Networks.com & Seventy-Thirty.com

It isn't easy trying to secure a date when you are a famous celebrity. Chat up lines are thin on the ground, potential suitors often don't feel they would stand a chance so they don't bother, or they find it all just too daunting!

So instead celebs are turning to what the rest of us have been doing for the last few years, online dating and introduction services. They often use pseudo names, and are extremely discreet, tying the agencies they use into confidentiality agreements, so they don't spill the beans to the media.

Also they have to be sure the people they are introduced to or chat online are going to be in a suitable earning bracket and from good stock.

The life of a celeb, hey!