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Black Water DVD

Black Water DVDBlack Water is set in Austrailia, at Christmas - so it's a nice sunny period. Wow, sun at Christmas - that's impressive. Sadly, that maybe the peak of the impressiveness this film denotes. The idea is pretty simple. 2 girls and a guy go to on the river to fish, or something.

But guess what? Crocodiles appear and overturn the boat. Wow. Impressive crocodiles! Whilst the boat is overturned, their one and only guide happens to die and get chewed up. Bollucks, you're really up the creek now aren't you love.

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Admittedly, the guys haven't got time to play the amazingly original Austrailian game, but they essentially need to stay alive, so they fight an army of crocodiles (which are computer generated, it seems) to stay alive.

Don't get me wrong, the sister in the film is a very sexy lady... but, that's all the film has to offer!

In our opinion, a DVD job indeed - but a rental DVD at that, 5/10...

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