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Number of part time students is falling - Wed, 16 Jan 2013
Traineeship programmes aim to boost skills of 16 to 24 year olds - Wed, 16 Jan 2013
Boost for graduate jobs has been predicted - Wed, 16 Jan 2013
New website to help students select courses - Fri, 28 Sep 2012
Students should look for the best broadband deals - Fri, 31 Aug 2012
Halifax increases overdraft for student bank accounts - Fri, 03 Aug 2012
Students becoming more demanding about property requirements - Fri, 27 Jul 2012
Students should be educated about finance - Thu, 19 Jul 2012
Parents can teach students about money - Fri, 13 Jul 2012
Facebook profile could ruin student job prospects - Thu, 08 Mar 2012
Oxford University sent rejection letter by student Ely Nowell - Tue, 24 Jan 2012
Student numbers to fall as UCAS applications for 2012 drop - Fri, 02 Dec 2011
Tuition fee rise from Autumn 2012 challenged by 2 students - Tue, 28 Jun 2011
Jobs for graduates rising despite rising competition - Tue, 28 Jun 2011
Universities in the UK could compete for students - Tue, 28 Jun 2011
Take That conference at Salford University sees student debate - Thu, 13 Jan 2011
Graduate unemployment levels at its highest since 1993 - Fri, 05 Nov 2010
Students can take a course in Lady GaGa - Lady Gaga and the Sociology of the Fame - Fri, 05 Nov 2010
Tuition fee interest charges for Muslim students challenged - Fri, 05 Nov 2010
Students stranded abroad wait to hear about exam timetable change - Tue, 20 Apr 2010
Students urged not to take 2 student bank accounts - Fri, 08 Jan 2010
University should take in students to climb out of recession - Tue, 15 Sep 2009
Students beginning to worry about student loan shambles - Tue, 15 Sep 2009
Two thirds of UK students believe their phone is part of their fashion - Thu, 18 Jun 2009
Students take part in Global Cool - Tue, 28 Apr 2009
Oxford university to charge students up to GBP11000 - Tue, 28 Apr 2009
Weak UK universities should shut - Tue, 28 Apr 2009
UK students and researchers are world class - Tue, 06 Jan 2009
Students from Oxford and Cambridge can listen to lectures online - Thu, 20 Nov 2008
More undergraduate students are female finds UCAS report - Wed, 22 Oct 2008
Prospective university students can now take video tours to ease concerns - Tue, 14 Oct 2008
75 per cent of UK students have 2 or more student bank accounts - Wed, 01 Oct 2008
Student ghost towns may be halted - Tue, 30 Sep 2008
Students facing increasing outgoings back at university as a result of credit crunch - Mon, 15 Sep 2008
Students can now graduate with a Redcoat - Mon, 01 Sep 2008
Student results out Thursday 14th and Thursday 21st August - Tue, 12 Aug 2008
Degrees being awarded to students who speak no English - Wed, 18 Jun 2008
3 in 4 UK students aims for university or higher education - Tue, 29 Apr 2008
UK students numbers set to drop - Tue, 25 Mar 2008
Student graduates likely to find a job in the UK with a top employer - Wed, 06 Feb 2008
Number of foreign students at university in the UK on the rise - Wed, 16 Jan 2008
Overseas students can remaining in the UK without visas - Mon, 07 Jan 2008
Spate of thefts target university students - Thu, 22 Nov 2007
University students told to reduce social networking risk - Thu, 15 Nov 2007
UK students told not to cheat on their UCAS forms - Thu, 04 Oct 2007
Students visiting the library much less in 2007 - Tue, 04 Sep 2007
UK students warned about university status - Fri, 06 Jul 2007
UK students no longer able to buy essays online with Google - Fri, 01 Jun 2007
UK Art Students less likely to have good jobs, research shows - Wed, 09 May 2007
UK students would rather purchase than rent during university - Mon, 16 Apr 2007
Overseas students in UK universities shoots up - Tue, 27 Mar 2007
UK University Students begin to shape Wikipedia - Fri, 09 Mar 2007
Oxford and Cambridge University fall short in survey - Fri, 23 Feb 2007
Students in the UK go wild for Valentines Day - Thu, 15 Feb 2007
Fewer UK male students than female students at university - Mon, 05 Feb 2007
Tuition fees could rise to 10,000 for UK students - Tue, 23 Jan 2007
Plymouth university vice-chancellor killed in Devon - Tue, 02 Jan 2007
Expensive Xmas looms for students in the UK - Wed, 20 Dec 2006
Reading University physics department kept open by students - Mon, 20 Nov 2006
Students studying sciences in UK universities drops - Thu, 26 Oct 2006
Oxbridge and Imperial are part of top ten world universities - Fri, 06 Oct 2006
Students Financially Worse off Than Ever - Wed, 20 Sep 2006
University offering students cashback on their tuition fees - Fri, 08 Sep 2006
UK student teachers told to tighten safety - Thu, 31 Aug 2006
Parents of UK university students spend far too much on food - Thu, 31 Aug 2006
UK graduates earning over 22k - Mon, 21 Aug 2006
Students back to university this week - Sat, 19 Aug 2006
Oxford university publishes college league tables - Fri, 18 Aug 2006
UK student jobs paying over 22k - Fri, 18 Aug 2006
UK students lose job positions because of poor spelling - Thu, 10 Aug 2006
Student trainee teachers are failures - Thu, 03 Aug 2006
Student trainee nursery teachers cannot spell - Thu, 03 Aug 2006
UK students part of a plethora of community sites - Tue, 01 Aug 2006
Student exam results soon to be online - Tue, 01 Aug 2006
International students must gain points for visa - Mon, 31 Jul 2006
Imperial College leaving University of London - Mon, 31 Jul 2006
Student university admissions in redesign - Fri, 28 Jul 2006
Plymouth University attracting summer students - Fri, 28 Jul 2006
Students own many expensive gadgets - Thu, 27 Jul 2006
Student killed in university killings - Wed, 26 Jul 2006
Students at London College of Fashion see marks increased - Wed, 26 Jul 2006
Students counteracting cyber-bullying - Tue, 25 Jul 2006
Drugs and alcohol good for students! - Tue, 25 Jul 2006
Free university tuition for Scottish students - Tue, 25 Jul 2006
University students from state schools at a low - Mon, 24 Jul 2006
Freshly revamped student website - Mon, 24 Jul 2006
Student debt grossly underestimated - Mon, 24 Jul 2006
UK student university risque calendar - Wed, 15 Feb 2006
UK students will begin diplomas - Wed, 15 Feb 2006
UK student university risque calendar - Wed, 15 Feb 2006
UK students will begin diplomas - Wed, 15 Feb 2006
Quarter of UK student nurses drop out - Wed, 15 Feb 2006
Students hate Christmas when they have to stay in the UK - Tue, 20 Dec 2005
Scientists claim students do not suffer from dyslexia - Tue, 20 Dec 2005
UK medical students will leave with 20k debt - Tue, 20 Dec 2005
Calling students who want to make a difference - Tue, 22 Nov 2005
Students in the UK lied to about student debts - Tue, 22 Nov 2005
Fewer UK students are failing as universities become businesses - Mon, 31 Oct 2005
Students who love Robbie will love this - Mon, 31 Oct 2005
One in five students in the UK lost their university place - Wed, 19 Oct 2005