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Valentine's Days - The Female Perspective

Valentines day is great.  Men don't realise how much women have to put up with in a relationship.  Surely it's not too much to ask for one day a year where we're spoiled? 

Women like flowers, they like chocolates, they like to feel that someone cares about them.  We don't always want practical presents, we're not men.  We believe in romance.

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Men think that they spoil us by taking us to the pub with their mates and buying us a vodka lemonade.  Why do men think we like to sit with their male friends as they talk about tits and farts.  That's not a night out for a woman. 

Also, a meal, a real meal, a good quality romantic meal, should not include a Mcflurry. 

For any men reading this you need to remember that regardless of how much control you think you have the fact is that you have none.  Women have all the control and we demand a valentines day.  You wouldn't want to be alone with your right hand on the night of February the 14th would you?

Female Verdict: One day a year with no mates, no beard, no farts, no jokes about busty blondes. We love it.

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