Freshers guide to lectures (2)

· Wear 12 layers of clothes to lectures and then complain that its too hot and every 3 minutes take a pair off until you are naked.

Then complain that it is too cold and ask to borrow other people’s clothes.

· Bring in an over sized pair of headphones and a Walkman and listen to man-o-war at full volume so to share the music with everyone else.

When they sing about their love of metal stand on your seat and give a rock salute.

· Bring a sleeping bag to lectures, get inside it and pretend to masturbate. Ask the person next to you if they have any Kleenex.

· Bring a goat to lecture and sacrifice it to the gods. If anyone complains tell them that it’s your religion and if they are offended then they are nazi’s and no one likes nazi’s.

· Murder the lecturer and take the lecture yourself, teach everyone about how Arnold Schwarzenegger is the greatest actor to of ever lived.

· Ask the lecturer questions constantly, in clingon.

· Cut off your leg, get a wooden one. Yell shiver me timbers continually.

· Start a one man Mexican wave.

· Wear a loin cloth and pretend you’re a member of manowar.

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