Freshers guide to making friends

So what are these student guides supposed to do? Remind those of us who sometimes wake up in the morning and walk down the road completely naked cause we simply weren’t reminded that public nudity is frowned upon?

Oh yeah and don’t forget to bring one of those highly annoying ‘student crossing’ posters because no student room is complete without one of those, nah blad!

If you don’t know what to take then you shouldn’t be going in the first place.

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